SENT PACKIN’
Just Another Day
at the Office
FROM: CEO
TO: All Staff
SUBJECT: Policy Changes
Effective immediately, TTM INC, LLC is prohibiting the following behaviors at all locations:
• Workplace politics
• Open floorplans
• Instant messages
• Meetings with HR
• Satellite locations
• Time off requests
• Rumor mills
• Inside jokes
• Midday parties
• Leaked information
• Arts and crafts
• Bulleted lists
Please join leadership in the conference room at noon for details. Donuts and Wine will be provided.