SENT PACKIN’

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Just Another Day

at the Office

FROM: CEO

TO: All Staff

SUBJECT: Policy Changes

Effective immediately, TTM INC, LLC is prohibiting the following behaviors at all locations:

• Workplace politics

• Open floorplans

• Instant messages

• Meetings with HR

• Satellite locations

• Time off requests

• Rumor mills

• Inside jokes

• Midday parties

• Leaked information

• Arts and crafts

• Bulleted lists

Please join leadership in the conference room at noon for details. Donuts and Wine will be provided.